OrneryPest
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(6/20/07 4:42 pm)
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Jigsaw puzzle
President George W. Bush was relaxing in the White House one day, and he called to Laura who was in another room, "Oh Laura, I found this really wonderful jigsaw puzzle but I can't even begin to figure out how to get it started."
Laura asked, "What's it supposed to be?"
George answered, "According to the picture on the box it's supposed to be a picture of a tiger."
So Laura came in and took one look and said, "Now, George, just relax and I'll pour you a nice drink and then we'll put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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