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(10/11/04 1:23 pm) Reply
Khhhaallo!
My name is Dweedo Montana! You Keeled my fatha! Prepare to die! ...
Er, ehem *clears throat*
I am the Night's Fool, and uh,... yeah.
I come from many places, most recently Scarlett's Board and the halfway house out of the asylum...
I am Ed!
Ha!
That's right, I have one of the shortest possible names in English, so worship and revere me in awe!
*Waits for the awe*
*gives up waiting*
Ok, so I am a thirtysomething year old male with a wifeypoo whom I secretly call "Dovebutt" (although I guess it ain't a secret now, since you all are gonna tell everybody. jeesh) and two wonderful kids, who were abducted and replaced by the two brats I have now .
By the way, the one known as Dovebutt is sometimes called ScarlettVamp by her imaginary friends.
I like to ramble!
Fortunately for most of you, I don't get on the computer very often, and I type slow, so I can only ramble on one screen at a time....
Thank you for your time and effort!
"Try every day to make life a little more surreal!" - Calvin and Hobbes
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